Of Teeth Grinding & Drooling

9 August 2005 — Hi everyone! It’s been almost a week since I launched the site, and I would just like to thank everyone who’s sent me such kind words of encouragement and support. Heng ah! No hate mail yet… but truth be told, the 2 persons I was most worried about with regards to response were my parents (strange but somehow at 29, I still look for my parents’ approval), especially my dad, ‘cos I didn’t know how he would take the “老爸大道理” section. Would he be upset? angry? mebbe even disown me? But I’m glad to announce that my parents are very happy for me too. Yay!!! And my dad, wow, he’s totally embraced it. In fact, I’m beginning to suspect that he’s trying to steal my thunder… He’s even penning his own thoughts! Haha! This you’ve got to read…

hi girl,

William’s bruxism can be cured easily or the difficult way. Believe me it may work.

The difficult way is to see a dentist who will give you some kind of mouth piece to bite when you are sleeping only. It helps to stop the eerie noise and help his teeth from being broken into uneven pieces or worse, he may end up with no teeth later in life. Mum’s colleague - Janet recently saw the dentist for the same problem ( the one which did your braces ) and god knows when she will be cured?

The fastest and easier way is to wait until that person falls asleep, then use one of his/her slipper or sandel to slap him/her on the face ( you can choose which ever side you dislike - and that is the best thing ). You must slap him/her hard enough in order that he/she is shock into waking up daze ( don’t know what hit him/her )

It is the same with a child who is always drooling at the mouth, even though the child maybe 6 yrs old or maybe older. All you have to do is to visit anybody’s house and without anyone knowing, use the table rag which the family use for wiping the table after dinner to wipe your child’s mouth and hey presto! the drooling will disappear in no time! ( but there must be no witness or the miracle will not work)

Believe it or not. It is a wise grandmother’s tale that miracle do happened.

If i think of anymore miracles i will let you know. hee hee!

love from home.

Erh, yes, miracles do happen indeed. Game to try these remedies anyone?

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